G-D NON-COMMITTAL ON RETURN TO EARTH
A rather disheveled and hungover-looking G-d was spotted taking out the trash over the weekend and our very own in-the-field...
Anthony Romanelli
MAN ACCIDENTALLY SENDS DICK PICK TO OWN WIFE
In what can only be described as a tragedy, a local man made a catastrophic mistake today when he accidentally...
SCIENTISTS ISOLATE GENE FOR HEALTHY SMOKING
At a press conference this afternoon, a team of scientists from the Winston-Salem-Marlboro-Chapman Institute for Social Research and Advancements in...
