Tonight, the NFL season kicks off with the defending Super Bowl Champions hosting the Detroit Lions. For the first time in the history of the game, there will be two significant changes that will be fairly noticeable for both the fans and the players. The players will be using a Nerf football. Along with the […]
Midwest, USA September 2023 As deer hunting season begins October 1st across the country, but gases prices continue to soar, the John Deere Corporation has made a startling announcement. All gas powered John Deere products will be pulled by deer starting on October 1st and running through December 1st, when reindeer will begin to take […]
September 2023 (Because He Doesn’t Have Much Time Left) As Mitch McConnell stared off into the distance for the second time in the public eye, Hollywood has decided this is the exact moment to call off the writer’s strike and begin writing the screenplay for Mitch McConnell’s swan song: “Weekend At Bernie’s: The Elder Years.” […]