In the wake of the successful release of millions of genetically modified mosquitoes in Texas and Florida, with previously unseen Malaria popping up in both states, and EPA approval for the release of millions more, the Bill Gates Foundation for Global Domination is moving into phase 2. Phase 2 involves the release of thousand of […]
As more and more companies are putting tip jars at registers, a man in Oklahoma has taken the tip jar to a whole new level. Warren Sterfarmen wakes up every morning, showers, brushes his teeth and flosses. Upon completion of flossing, he tips himself because he feels he deserves it for doing what he is […]
After a fairly quiet year, Megan Fox’s one hit wonder of a toothpick has had his Machine Gun nickname taken away. Machine Gun Kelly, the overly waif, hyper tattooed seedling of a human, will now go by the more than appropriate moniker, Air Rifle Kelly. His agent spoke on his behalf. “For starters, his real […]