It is never nice to shame someone for being overweight. It is tough to overcome the pain of the extra pounds and at times very challenging to lose weight. However, the state of Florida just passed a new law that allows fat people to call other fat people “Fat”. We spoke with lawmaker Bill Drabley […]
Joey Chestnut was seen choking on Halsted and Division in Chicago. Surprisingly, he was choking on vegetarian hot dogs. We caught up with him and here is what he had to say, “I am sick of real hot dogs…..actually, I am sick of eating in general……but I figured if I choked and died from eating […]
Bald men all over the country are outraged discovering they no longer have a foreskin……shit, we meant forehead. Male pattern baldness has resulted in full baldness and the result is “Big Head”. “Big head” is caused by complete hair loss and is extremely noticeable. Finally doctors all over the country are claiming “Big Head” is […]