As the war is quieting down, many Americans are defecting and moving to Iran. Below is a list of reasons to consider the big move: Much cheaper gas prices The Chelow Kebab Koobideh is amazing! Nobody knows what the f it is, but its really good Ransom is legal Coke Cola is only 20 cents […]
Luigi Mangione will no longer run for president and turned down a lucrative contract to be a porn star. He also admitted to deeply missing his Uncle Chuck Mangione who is most notable in the music world. He also said he was sorry for killing all of his stepbrothers. He claimed it was an accident. […]
It was recently reported that Donald Trump Jr. had scabies, when in fact it was Hunter Biden. We spoke with Hunter and here is what he had to say, “I am guilty of having sex with a rabbit. It was consentual and its a mild STD. Oddly, rabbits are toppers. Can’t wait to meet my […]