At Wescott Elementary in Northbrook Illinois 3 kids were diagnosed with “Cooties”. The entire school was evacuated. In each instance, the kids got them from the same kid. His name is Billy Boogershnot. Here is what Billy had to say, “Look, if you are near me…I am wiping that shit on you…….at least cooties go […]

For years Walmart has had greeters up front to make the shopping experience more entertaining and inviting. We spoke with some folks in operations and here is what they had to say, “Now we only hired old French dudes who speak no English and shave their legs….the shoppers love watching and videoing the experience of […]