As of today, the sun is for sale. This is still a developing story. Part of the negotiations have included throwing in the moon and possibly the big dipper! We spoke with g-d and here is what he had to say, “How the fff did you find me….also, this is insider information I can go […]
The NYSE will now begin opening at noon EST. This has been an argument from the traders and many of the publicly listed companies that are on the exchange. We met one trader named Bill Stoner and here is what he had to say, “I am way to drunk or possibly stoned….although, to be honest..I […]
As the airlines go through many changes, they have expand and altered many policies. Bathrooms will now be smaller. If you are over 5ft 4 you will have to shit in your pants or pee in the aisle. Additionally, now major airlines are installing a button where you can roll down your window at your […]