Tom Cruise in his quiet absence of Hollywood founded a new religion. We had a chance to speak with him and here is what he had to say, “It all starts with unleavened bread……all my Jewish friends say everything in religion and digestive problems starts there…..solid foundation…..I meant solid foundation of shit…..Also, all men must […]
Two pro wrestlers were both in the bathroom and all hell broke loose this morning in Alabama. Mojo D locked up his buddy Dudanga in the bathroom stall and took off. They are in the process of airlifting Dudanga out of the bathroom to safety. The entire emergency removal will be broadcasted live. We did […]
After further discussion, the Arizona Coyotes might be leaving the Valley of The Sun. At MPL, we were able to uncover where they are going and here is what the front office had to say, “Actually, we have no idea…..all we know is all the players didn’t show up to practice and there was a […]