Having been fired from Rolling Stone magazine, Billboard, Spin, and about a hundred other indie music rags, I definitely DO NOT know a thing or two about music. However, I do like to think I have an eye for songs that fall under the category of “NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN.” So on […]
The news broke this morning that the US Representative for Florida’s 1st congressional district, Matt Gaetz, will not be charged with sex-trafficking. In an effort to get more detail on the decision this MPL reporter tried to make his way down to the Sunshine State on the next plane. Unfortunately, due to prohibitive financial circumstances, […]
This week’s advice column features Conspiracy Theorist, Jack Q. Public (our guest advice columnist will not reveal his actual name because the government is using electro-stagnocto transmitters to trace his whereabouts whenever his actual name shows up in print, as he has explained to us). My girlfriend can only reach sexual climax when we […]