She’s tired of Arizona Sick of bugs and tex-mex I feel a premonition That girl’s gonna be my ex She’ll make you take your clothes off and go jump into a pool It doesn’t matter if it’s yours, when it’s 110 you gotta stay cool We’re all insane fools Come on! The sun is always […]
I had never been to Olive Garden before, because I heard they microwave their food. But I finally went there for the first time. I didn’t know what to order so I asked the waiter for his advice. Waiter, “Is this your first time here?” Me, “Yes.” Waiter, “Then I’d suggest The Tour of Italy. […]
Two construction workers in China pierced the ancient Great Wall, because “it was in their way.” Authorities have arrested the pair by the broken-down section of the wall far from the restored touristy areas. The government of Youyu County announced the two suspects, identified as 38 year old Dig Tu Long, and 55 year old […]