The submersible vessel, called The Titan, is missing after the captain takes 4 people of undisclosed wealth levels to view the Titanic remains. The Vessel was named “The Titan,” following the long-standing sea tradition of NAMING THINGS AFTER SHIPS THAT SANK! They were deployed by a Canadian ship, and were clearly told that the Titan […]
Wow my local library reopened and has a curbside pickup and a drive thru now!! I was curious so I went to Yelp and found these reviews: “Horrible! They always mess up my order! I said Lord of the Fries, not Lord of the Sprite.” “They are always so slow. I was so hungry….for information, […]
McRib, McRib, McRib, McRib I’m begging of you please don’t take my man McRib, McRib, McRib, McRib Please don’t take him just because you can Your beauty is beyond compare With weeks old flaccid buns with hair With bleached onions and meat 50% lean Your smell is like a can of Valvoline Your go down […]