Who knew OJ was a big Paul Simon fan!! He’s been rewriting Simon songs and says will release the following when he is out: Sounds of Dead Silence 50 Ways to Cleave your Lover Late Ito Evening Slip Slidin Away in blood Call me Al Cowlings Still Innocent After All These Years Bridge over Allegedly […]
The submersible vessel, called The Titan, is missing after the captain takes 4 people of undisclosed wealth levels to view the Titanic remains. The Vessel was named “The Titan,” following the long-standing sea tradition of NAMING THINGS AFTER SHIPS THAT SANK! They were deployed by a Canadian ship, and were clearly told that the Titan […]
Wow my local library reopened and has a curbside pickup and a drive thru now!! I was curious so I went to Yelp and found these reviews: “Horrible! They always mess up my order! I said Lord of the Fries, not Lord of the Sprite.” “They are always so slow. I was so hungry….for information, […]