As the world goes into a tizzy, Amtrak has added one train car where people can cry for the entire ride. We asked senior leadership about this new service and here is what they had to say, “Look, we are sick of customers on the train crying with their depressing shit….throw them all in one […]
Elon Musk has decided to take car making in a whole new direction. He has decided to to create the first rocket fueled vehicle to throw a wrench into the automotive industry. Gary Berlinsky chief designer officer for Elon’s new rocket powered car company named Throttle discussed the new car, “This car will go from […]
Ronald McDonald has bad a bloody nose for 3 days straight. There is concern that his “Fake red nose” is really his real nose and it turned red from internal bleeding. We spoke with him and here is what he had to say, “Hate to ruin it for the kids…it is a fnnnn constume and […]