A new tech company out of Portland called Ballseezer Technologies has developed a scanning device that will provide a full genital scan of your “privates’ with infrared rays. The scanning process allows it to be done while your clothing is on. The technology process has only one small risk, fire. This has only happened on […]
Kevorkian Corp. launched this year by Donald Kevorkian (stepbrother of Jack Kevorkian) who survived being euthanized last year. Approved legislation just came through in Vermont for all a-holes to be euthanized (or at least most). We spoke with “Dying Don” as he likes to be called and here is what he had to say, “First, […]
It is never nice to shame someone for being overweight. It is tough to overcome the pain of the extra pounds and at times very challenging to lose weight. However, the state of Florida just passed a new law that allows fat people to call other fat people “Fat”. We spoke with lawmaker Bill Drabley […]