At a press conference this afternoon, a team of scientists from the Winston-Salem-Marlboro-Chapman Institute for Social Research and Advancements in Smoking in association with Anheuser Busch, claimed to have successfully isolated the gene that allows for healthy smoking. “Have you ever noticed that some smokers live cancer free forever, while others don’t?” the Leading Researcher […]
Our guest Advice Columnist this week is Miss Teen USA – South Carolina 2007. To protect her anonymity (and not get sued), MPL will withhold her name. She is well-known for her very “interesting” answer to the question, “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why […]
Mega Millions lottery can change one’s life and in the case of Mr. And Mrs. Williams from Highview West Virginia that was the case. Turns out the Mega Millions caused Mr. And Mrs. Williams to file for divorce and not because they won the lottery but because they pretended to win the lottery. Turns out […]