JD Vance was recently in Rock Mount, North Carolina speaking at a convention. During the opening of his speech he stated clearly that he is a they/them. When asked about this sensitive subject, here is what JD (they/them) had to say, “My pronouns are they/them. I have no idea what that means and I suck […]
RFK Jr the head of Health and Human Services is set to make an announcement regarding his plan for improving school lunches. It has been decided that all school lunch programs must include McDonald items on their menu. A spokesperson from the department who wished to remain anonymous explained, “While having lunch on Airforce One […]
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump spent nearly 30 minutes on the phone explaining that Iran is ready to negotiate a ceasefire, but he personally is not ready to make a deal yet because the “their terms aren’t good enough.” When asked what those terms actually are, Trump explained his strategy clearly. “I don’t want to […]