Florida state representative John Winthrop has proposed a new bill that would make it illegal for strippers to wear glitter of any kind while working. Ted Johnson, spokesperson for Representative Winthrop explained the new law, “Glitter has cost married men over one hundred million dollars in divorces in the last ten years. We are proposing […]
Pebble Beach has always been a course that is prolific all by itself. However, it has recently become the destination of Jesus. He has been sited every Friday for the last month at Pebble Beach. He has also stated he is not a he/him. Jesus said, “I play as a onesome. I also gotta lose […]
COLUMBIA, S.C. – Following the death of Senator Lindsey Graham, South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster announced the temporary appointment of Graham’s sister, Darline Graham Nordone, to the US Senate, prompting millions of Americans to ask the same question: “Wait… that’s how this works?” To be fair, it IS legal under South Carolina law. Which somehow […]