The Supreme Court has issued a new law requiring all judges to wear nothing under their robes. This decision has come as a shock to many, but not those who have been working with the highest court in the land. Supreme Court spokesperson, Angela Stephenson explained the courts new decision, “This is a decision that […]
Pulaski, Tennessee – After years of failed boycotts, accidental self-sabotage, and repeatedly purchasing products from the exact companies they claimed to oppose, America’s three largest hate groups announced Monday they are officially going in a “more colorful” direction. Standing beneath a giant banner reading “Hate Has No Future™,” leaders from the Ku Klux Klan, the […]
TSA immediately pulled Tim Hicks to the side when they noticed how puffy he looked. Next, they took him into a private room to have him undress to only notice he had on 12 shirts, 4 pairs of jeans and 6 pairs of shorts. Even more strange, he had 11 athletic supporters on. He claimed […]