The Jones family have finally finished their 20-year project. The family known for being the cheapest on earth has accomplished something nobody thought was possible. The Jones have been known to store packages of ketchup from restaurants they never ate at and getting kicked out of all you can eat at restaurants for bringing doggy […]
Enron has decided to no longer allow their employees to drink on the job. This includes any type of liquid including water, coffee, soda or juice. They also finally let all employees know that Ken Lay died in 2006 and the company dissolved in 2007. Many current employees are confused. We spoke with the former […]
This just came in at MPL. Jonah Hill is having all of his tattoos removed and giving them to this skateboard kid we met named Billy in Southern California. Here is what Jonah had to say, “This is going to hurt like hell because I am having the Doc just cut the damn skin right […]