There have been high winds across the midwest causing severe damage to homes and trees everywhere. Finally, MPL was able to learn about this environmental issue. The entire state of Vermont currently has the entire population of environmentalist blowing/exhaling air at the same time every hour on the hour after eating meatloaf. This has been […]
California has decided to take weed off the market in California. State legislatures decided to make a drastic move. However, they are legalizing shrooms. After a Friday evening of meetings (and shrooming) at the state government building…..each of the legislatures vote and unanimously decided to legalize weed on Mars. Here is what Bill Psyche had […]
Due to extreme temperatures across the United States, the United Safety Council is asking local officials to adopt a mid-day clothes optional, where citizens can drop their clothes without being at risk of getting arrested. Safety Council president Mark Mayawurds explained, “the heat has already caused far too many deaths across the United States, and […]