WASHINGTON — What began as a standard White House press briefing turned into a live psychological endurance test after CNN’s Kaitlan Collins decided she had, in fact, brought receipts. “Mr. President,” Collins began calmly, “Americans are wondering why every press conference turns into a rant about windmills, shower heads, or how much you love the […]
Pete Hegseth, “Secretary of War” recently underwent tattoo removal on his arm. It was discovered that Pete told the tattoo artist (Steve Bannon) the wrong spelling of his name. He also was quick to explain why the “Department of Defense” changed its name to “Department of War”. He expressed that three letter words are far […]
The legislative branch has been around for 237 years. As of today, the entire Legislative branch has been laid off. The entire House of Representatives and Senate are now all on the streets looking for new jobs. The big question that is being asked, how will laws get pushed through today or into the […]