Aaron Rodgers played only 4 snaps for the New York Jets before he tore his ACL. Aaron is so determined to make it back to the field that he is petitioning the league to allow players to wear crutches on the field. Toby Shmilkas, a spokesperson for Mr. Rodgers explained the petition, “We feel it […]

At MPL we had a chance to speak with the Bears coaching staff and here is what they had to say about their most recent loss, “We just realized for the last several years we have only been putting 8 players on the field…..nobody on the coaching staff had any fnnn idea…then again, most of […]

NCAA has been forced to change its name from “NCAA” to its new name “NCA”. We spoke with the college athletic association leader Luis Mouthdog and here is what we had to say, “Some asswipe trademarked the letter “A” to be used on any form of initials……he also trademarked the term asswipe, but that doesn’t […]