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Kid Rock Welcomes Prince Andrew to Epstein Island

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Kid Rock recently took over “Epstein Island” after receiving investment from RFK JR. There have been many changes to the Island, however Kid Rock wants to still keep the name Epstein Island for its strong brand equity. Additionally, Kid Rock purchased a collection of documents he plans to disclose. His blind mom is in the process of reading the documents before they go public…..so far, she hasn’t seen anything that concerns her. We spoke with Kid Rock and here is what he had to say, “I love this place……the food…the pools……..a big thanks to Harvey Weinstein and his even fatter/uglier brother for donating the haunted house…….and even bigger thanks to RFK JR. for the brilliant idea of the haunted house and food pools……guy is an absolute genius…….he is lucky the Kennedy’s founded MENSA”.

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