Hurricane Lowell has pulled away from Hawaii, however it was discovered that a huge fan caused the significant increases in winds. Ben Friedman admitted he used all his Bar Mitzva money to build a massive fan that increased winds across the US. The situation is currently being investigated. Additionally, the federal government has hired Ben […]
WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump has apparently reached the logical conclusion of any successful rebranding campaign: If changing a few names is good, changing all the names must be fantastic. Following the renaming of bodies of water, mountains, institutions, airports and other things that had somehow managed to exist for decades without the Trump […]
Porn site Cumby is under investigation for having child porn on its website. Johnny Withers marketing director for the site explained, “We were hacked by what we believe was a minor, Timothy Anderson. We did not intentionally have child pornography on our website, while we do use Midgets, is that the term we use now, […]