Amazon has been a major online retailer for over two decades. As retail has evolved so has offerings. Amazon now offers a service in which you can lease people for 12 to 24 month terms. The only service people leases offer is someone who will scream at your ex-wife or ex-husband 24/7 at alarming octaves. […]
After further research, Fauci admitted that your belly button will remain an outie if infected by Covid. Even better, the research has indicated men with Covid stand the chance to add 1 inch to their penis size. As of late, men have aggressively tried to give themselves Covid. The result is 90% of teenage boys […]
Pulaski, Tennessee – After years of failed boycotts, accidental self-sabotage, and repeatedly purchasing products from the exact companies they claimed to oppose, America’s three largest hate groups announced Monday they are officially going in a “more colorful” direction. Standing beneath a giant banner reading “Hate Has No Future™,” leaders from the Ku Klux Klan, the […]