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Walter Carter Jr., admitted to an inappropriate relationship on campus. After further research, it was discovered that Walter was found...
Harvey Weinstein and Rikers Tango
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BREAKING: Ted Cruz Crowned “Mr. South Texas,” Local Festival Accidentally Invents Most Embarrassing Title in American Politics
LAREDO, Texas - In a ceremony that historians are already describing as “deeply unnecessary,” U.S. Senator Ted Cruz was officially...