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Harvey Weinstein was recently pushed around by another inmate in jail as of this morning. We spoke with the prison...
BREAKING: Ted Cruz Crowned “Mr. South Texas,” Local Festival Accidentally Invents Most Embarrassing Title in American Politics
LAREDO, Texas - In a ceremony that historians are already describing as “deeply unnecessary,” U.S. Senator Ted Cruz was officially...
BREAKING: Kristi Noem Announces She Personally “Found” 145,000 Missing Children By Knocking On Random Doors And Asking, “Any Kids In There?”
WASHINGTON - In a performance political scientists are calling “a masterclass in confident stupidity,” former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem...