Hollywood’s Most Unfilmable Action Movie Is Somehow Happening HOLLYWOOD, CA – It’s showtime on the set of Hear No Evil… See No Evil… Speak No Evil!, the latest action blockbuster from writer/director Jerrard Davis, a man Hollywood insiders are calling “either a visionary genius or someone who has finally lost his fucking mind.” The movie […]
After further discussion, England has asked Johnny Depp to immediately stop speaking with an English accent. He has been sanctioned to spend more time becoming familiar with the urban dictionary, He is currently becoming far more familiar with basic salutations when greeting the paparazzi “Sup, yo, suh, or wagwan “. He admits he has never […]
As the marriage of the century is about to happen, it has been reported that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are virgins. Travis admits he has never had a handy from someone other than himself and Jason, once. He did say, sex is out of the question followed by ordering a blow up doll on […]