It was recently learned the Declaration of Independence was written with the first Bic erasable pen. Just yesterday, President Trump was found at a local library with the Declaration of Independence. He was sitting in the “Fiction” section feverishly erasing several pages with his Bic erasable pen. He said he just wanted to see if […]
The airline industry continues to make changes to drive lost travel revenue. All airlines are now installing new luxury seats for “big butts”. This is an effort to make people with big asses feel special. It is also a chance to make people with skinny asses feel insufficient and left out. We spoke with Lisa […]
Netflix continues to grow and make big changes. In an aggressive move, Netflix is focused on user security. As a result, users now have to create a porn name. We met with current user of Netflex, “Dr. Harry Rosenpenis” and here is what he had to say, “It is not a nickname, its my real […]