In Honor of the 4th of July the NHL is Giving Away Ted Kaczynski Jerseys

In honor of the 4th of July, the NHL feels the best way to celebrate, is by giving away Ted Kaczynski jerseys. “Nothing celebrates the 4th like wearing your own authentic Ted jersey. “He knew how to live life with a bang”, said Gary Bettman. The jerseys will be on sale all weekend. Additionally, matches and gasoline will be at an all time discount at retailers to commemorate “Ted Kacyynski Day”. His parents have also built 10 thousand tiny homes across Montana for anyone who wants to abandon civilization and build stuff. “All kids should have a quiet place to build models”, said his father.