Harvard Student Sued University Over Creating Capital Gain Debt

Harvard student, Kapir Mash is suing Harvard for inflated tuition costs and his current capital gain tax. Kapir is in severe debt from the cost of college, which has lead to his business selling weed and other psychedelics. His drug business has had major capital gains resulting in high tax bills. The cost of college has been a major issue for Kapir, but the 17 million dollar capital gain tax from dealing drugs is too much for him to handle. He has filed a trillion dollar lawsuit against Harvard for exacerbating his capital gain. Kapir could not be reached for comment, he is on a “trip”.  He did mention his dog almost died, but after eating a bucket of shrooms he is doing great. Not to mention, his dog cleans up his own shit, which is a new behavior. The result has been a drug study going on with dogs to see if shrooms will create a sustainable behavior where all dogs clean up their own shit. Currently, this doesn’t work for humans. When men use shrooms they lick their balls and smell other peoples asses. More testing is being done.