Due to America’s declining birth rates, the US government is teaming up with Trojan to encourage the rates to go up. Richard Harden explained, “Trojan will have a 250th celebration where 1 in every 250 condoms there will be holes supplied in a condom, just enough to allow sperms to flow through. It will provide […]
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It has been reported that the Dahmer family is suing John Steinbeck and Lennie for NIL money owed to Jeffery Dahmer. The Dahmer family feels Lennie is using Jeffery Dahmer’s NIL to collect royalties from the book. This is an ongoing court case. Lennie is a fictional character, but is expected to attend court hearings. […]