FOX and CNN News Merge

News continues to have a political slant know matter what side of the fence you sit on. However, today Fox and CNN are merging to become a major global news source. The leadership of FOX had this to say, “We figure two media outlets lying together equals the truth. It is just simple math. We also have a created a single streaming channel that is $1000.00 dollars a month. It is a reoccurring cost charged to our loyal customers they can not cancel. Once you sign up, we have a no cancel policy for life. The monthly payment continues even when you are dead for generations. We think this is the answer to a growing revenue base that will never experience any losses. Shareholders are happy.”