Inflation Has Created an Uptick in Cannibalism

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Eating people is tasty………

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As inflation continues to stimulate a massive rise in the cost of food, there is also a parallel relationship to people eating hands and feet of others. We spoke with David Fuutjob of Highpoint, North Carolina and here is what he had to say, “Tastes just like chicken. Body parts don’t appreciate or depreciate and there is no price increases in a chewy foot or leg. Even better, you don’t need a fork nam nam nam.”

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