Wauwatosa East High School, Red Raiders Alumni Honored with Statue on School Campus

It is not often a high school produces an NFL QB that is iconic to the program and earns legendary status when they are still playing the game. Wauwatosa East High School (Red Raiders) has taken the liberty to have a life size bronze statue built at the front of the school. The monies donated for the statue came from Cameron Skattebo (former ASU player/current NY Giants NFL player). Two weeks after the statue was built, it was realized that Mahomes played college football for the Texas Tech Red Raieders, not Wauwatosa East High School Red Raiders. We spoke with Mahomes father, Pat Mahomes Sr., and here is what he had to say, “They have some of the finest microbreweries in Wauwatosa, keep the statue there. I did not put the wrestling coach in a full nelson in the hallway. However, I wrestled some fat ass who claims he was the Dean of Students. I guess that explains the lawsuit from last week. That Cam Skattebo is something special and philanthropic. Also, I killed my cat this morning, it was an accident, the electric litter box ate Presley. Hey, get me another shot of Goldschlager.”