Notre Dame and BYU to Play Top-10 College Football Matchup and Engage in Polygamy Following the Game

As Notre Dame and BYU engage in an upcoming big game, they will also engage in something far bigger. Dave Tohandson, the Bishop of his Mormon church, is in the process of making sure each player has 4 wives after the game. All the weddings will be officiated on the field following the game.

We spoke with the QB of Notre Dame and here is what he had to say about this profound situation, “Fuck yeah.” There were no further comments and all players on both squads echoed Dave’s words.