Gotta catch them all… deadbeat dads!

He did this so she could hold his place in line for the new Pokémon trading card set.

Witnesses said he left her a little after 1am, and didn’t return until many hours later, where the police were waiting to arrest him. 

He said it was worth the risk, because of the special release of the “Mega Evolution-Delta Reign” expansion pack.  He added, “I actually don’t know what any of them words mean, but they sho do sound important!  I may not have finished high school, but I know you gotta catch’em all, because if you catch some, it’s not as much as catching’em all.  I did fail High School math but so what, I’m street smart like that.  I know all is better than some.”

He was arrested in West Ashley, but will eventually be sent to Hoky South Carolina Pokémon addiction rehab center. 

The social services officer, Amy K. stated, “We actually see a lot more of these cases than we care to admit.  I just hope that Mr. Dooley will be able to attend the Hoky Poke center, and turn himself around…because that’s what it’s all about…”