Trump Threatens to Take Federal Action to Make Mamdani’s Pied-à-Terre Have an Easier Name to Spell and Say

Trump continues to struggle to spell Mamdani’s Pied-à-Terre name correctly on the lawsuit he is filing for having a name that is to hard to spell or say. Trump is also in the process of entering a spelling bee in Arkansas. It has also been discovered that Donald Trump was kicked out of Wharton for dissecting a rats penis in a finance class his freshman year. The biology department still does not understand how this occurred in the business school or why.