The fiasco of Trump being shot was scary for the country. However, one major product changed that all. As Trumps ear was profusely bleeding someone in the crowd tossed a tampon on the stage and Trump put it against his ear. That is correct, a tampon was used to stop the bleeding. Later on that […]
Just this morning, the fatality of Officer Spermen is a mystery. After eating 13 donuts, he was later found dead right outside of the local donut shop in Lincolnwood, Illinois in his cruiser drenched in coffee and donut vomit. We spoke with the captain of his division and here is what he had to say, […]
Bill Sparks of Altoona, PA has a family owned sheet metal business. No employees or workers, just himself. In Altoona proper today, he decided to do an all afternoon strike against his boss (himself). We spoke with him and here is what he had to say, ” I hate me. I just don’t understand why […]