Luigi Mangione will no longer run for president and turned down a lucrative contract to be a porn star. He also admitted to deeply missing his Uncle Chuck Mangione who is most notable in the music world. He also said he was sorry for killing all of his stepbrothers. He claimed it was an accident. […]
It was recently reported that Donald Trump Jr. had scabies, when in fact it was Hunter Biden. We spoke with Hunter and here is what he had to say, “I am guilty of having sex with a rabbit. It was consentual and its a mild STD. Oddly, rabbits are toppers. Can’t wait to meet my […]
Menstrual cycles for women are not pleasant. Lisa Foshow was getting annoyed at her husband for making fun of her during that unpleasant time of the month. Not much longer later she partnered with Mark Zuckerberg who later admitted he actually has been getting a period since he was 12. “A MANS NEW REALITY” was […]