Trump has released NASA files to conclude a Penis has been found on Mars. We spoke with Trump and here is what he had to say, “It is fantastic and this is what I promised the people of this great country. It is huge. People love me and I am brilliant. There was a positive […]
Ralph Van Ness the III, of Laguna Beach, California was cited for speeding on the PCH last week. He was going 85 MPH on the PCH and killed a lady in a Porsche. When he was clocked, additional investigating was done. It was noted that he had also killed a couple at the grocery store […]
Dana White has not completely canceled Mother’s Day, however he has made it a bit more conventional through his eyes. This year and forever Mother’s Day will be celebrated at the Whitehouse with international leader’s wives cage fighting each other on the front lawn. We spoke with Dana and here is what he had to […]