General Tso’s daughter was a pacifist and wanted to help others. She did this by inventing and weaving gurneys. And people came to love her. And the people called her, Tso Gurney Weaver. General Tso had a cousin who was a powerful politician. The cousin wanted his son to marry General Tso’s daughter. It made […]
California’s 2023 record snowpack has started to melt in its warmest days of the year so far. The southern Sierra Nevada, San Joaquin Valley and Tulare Basin may be the most potentially dangerous epicenters to worry about. A significant amount of water is expected to flow down the rivers and streams, or even make new […]
I hate it when I go looking for a staple remover and end up on a date with a Puerto Rican guy named Maximus. So, at work, I was looking for the staple remover, and Sally said she saw it in the copy room. When I got there, Huy said he saw it last in […]