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The fiasco of Trump being shot was scary for the country. However, one major product changed that all. As Trumps ear was profusely bleeding someone in the crowd tossed a tampon on the stage and Trump put it against his ear. That is correct, a tampon was used to stop the bleeding. Later on that […]
Harvard student, Kapir Mash is suing Harvard for inflated tuition costs and his current capital gain tax. Kapir is in severe debt from the cost of college, which has lead to his business selling weed and other psychedelics. His drug business has had major capital gains resulting in high tax bills. The cost of college […]