Wrong Way Driver Killed by Founding Family Member of “Drivers Education”

In 1910, Hugh Stanley Roberts along with Amos Neyhart founded and established drivers education. It clearly has become a standard that better prepares drivers before they hit the road. Scott Dumoss was driving the wrong way down a one way street and was instantly killed by Robert Roberts. Robert Roberts has taken over the driver education dynasty built by his family. We spoke with Robert and here is what he had to say, “I was driving the right way. Too bad Scott Dumbass, I mean Dumoss was driving down a one way street the wrong way with a flask of vodka superglued to his lips. Not to mention, his mom is really ugly. His father is even uglier and fat, but a damn good driver and tenured teacher at the school. He hated his son, so no real loss there. He admitted, the GLP-1’s didn’t work, said he ate them like candy. He was a known cannibal prior to working for us. He ate his little brother a few years ago. Willy was also ugly.”