Hollywood’s Most Unfilmable Action Movie Is Somehow Happening HOLLYWOOD, CA – It’s showtime on the set of Hear No Evil… See No Evil… Speak No Evil!, the latest action blockbuster from writer/director Jerrard Davis, a man Hollywood insiders are calling “either a visionary genius or someone who has finally lost his fucking mind.” The movie […]
This month, Brad Pitt announced that he is no longer sober after seven years of abstinence. He is no longer “dry” as they say. The biggest issues turn out to be the most common reasons of all. “Family stuff.” His ongoing vicious battles with his ex wife, and the fact that his kids hate him. […]
After further discussion, England has asked Johnny Depp to immediately stop speaking with an English accent. He has been sanctioned to spend more time becoming familiar with the urban dictionary, He is currently becoming far more familiar with basic salutations when greeting the paparazzi “Sup, yo, suh, or wagwan “. He admits he has never […]