Major Condom Brand Makes Babies For 250th Celebration

Due to America’s declining birth rates, the US government is teaming up with Trojan to encourage the rates to go up. Richard Harden explained, “Trojan will have a 250^th celebration where 1 in every 250 condoms there will be holes supplied in a condom, just enough to allow sperms to flow through. It will provide the US with 2 benefits, 1, a higher birth rate and 2 because they are using condoms we know the parents will be responsible as they are smart enough to use condoms. Good luck to all those who will using our 250^th surprise edition condom and g-d Bless America.”