Dana White Cancels Mother’s Day

Dana White has not completely canceled Mother’s Day, however he has made it a bit more conventional through his eyes. This year and forever Mother’s Day will be celebrated at the Whitehouse with international leader’s wives cage fighting each other on the front lawn. We spoke with Dana and here is what he had to say, ” Everything goes. This includes clothes, but not for the old hags from Europe. Trump is officiating which should make things interesting. He knows, no grabbing below the waist. Early in the day, there was a practice match which Eric Trump participated. For the moment, he is in critical condition from screaming and he can no longer walk. Apparently, Donald grabbed him by the balls.”