Donald Trump Jr. Does Not Have Scabies, Hunter Biden Does

It was recently reported that Donald Trump Jr. had scabies, when in fact it was Hunter Biden. We spoke with Hunter and here is what he had to say, “I am guilty of having sex with a rabbit. It was consentual and its a mild STD. Oddly, rabbits are toppers. Can’t wait to meet my dads new pet rabbit Reggie next week.”