Hentavirus

Hentavirus is sending concerns among cruise passengers this season. Cruise ships are trying everything to calm the fears of future travelers. Carnival Cruise lines are going ahead with what they believe is the solution to this virus. Cruise director Molly Harris explained, “We are asking all passenger prior to entering our ships to do 2 shots of vodka to kill any virus living inside people’s bodies. We tried bleach as a trial but too many of our test subjects died as a result and some began to look exactly like Michael Jackson. If you have kids, do not worry, we only make them do 1 shot and a teaspoon of Benadryl to calm them down. After everyone has done their shots, they are then allowed to board the ship. We are finding that by doing so we have a cleaner more festive ship ready to leave.”

The cruise line has discussed other alternatives, such as removing all rats from the ship, but we have decided the shot system to be much more cost effective. The more shots they take, the harder it is to pronounce or spell the virus. Even the captain often joins in to make the travels more interesting. Often ending up in destinations you didn’t pay for.