Justice Department Tells Court $1.8 billion Payout (Slush) Fund is Now Going to Hunter Biden

In a quick reversal the $1.8 billion dollar slush fund is now going to Hunter Biden. Joe had no idea about this and also has no idea about really anything according to Hunter. However, Hunter recently left California and is on a destination vacation with no destination. He was recently seen at Home Depot purchasing a ski mask, fertilizer and hazmat suit. Later on he was also seen getting a fake ID from an 18 year old who lives in the same half way house as he does. He is now going by the name “Eric Trump”. He is also having the $1.8 billion dollar windfall converted into $1 dollar bills to protect the money from fraud.