NFL Rule Change. No Tackling!

NFL has moved to make many changes in football to improve the safety of players. Moving forward players can push their finger in another players ear or offensive lineman can put their thumb in anyone’s ass on the field or in any fans behind. Additionally, players have to wear an athletic supporter 24/7 (this includes when sleeping or during sexual engagement. Roger Goodell had this to say, “Surprisingly fans are excited about this rule change. The team proctologist is also excited. The Urologist thinks there could be something in this for him as well. I have been wearing an athletic supporter 24/7 prior to the rule change, so has my wife and step daughter.”