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National Payroll Appreciation Week
National Payroll Appreciation Week begins this week. All companies will be forced to comply by paying all employees who work...
Fighting Kids
Howard Slayer is suing the American Cancer Foundation, and the reason might just surprise you. Turns out Howard donated 10...
Rare Moment of Unity in the Park between Opposing Political Parties
Turdcutter Park, so named for Admiral William Turdcutter of Space Force, hosted a massive double protest on Sunday afternoon. The...