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The American Hotel Chains of America is trying to institute a new policy for all hotel chains. Jack Ulait, head...
Chicago Bears Decided to Use Draft Picks From Fantasy Football
The Bears have struggled as a team over the last decade. That is when the front office decided to use...
Incredible Losing Streak Continues, Now at 40 Years of Futility for Local Plumber
Another year, another big L in the loss column for local Plumber and father, Benjamin Dover, in People Magazine’s Sexiest...